Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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