the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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