I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
