How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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