careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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