yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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