So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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