Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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