Do vagina's smell?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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