do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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