i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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