Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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