i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Randomize
