People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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