I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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