did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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