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i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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