So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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