Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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