He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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