Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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