well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
