That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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