okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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