Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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