Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Best friends brother. Beat that.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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