this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
