Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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