Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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