IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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