I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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