I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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