chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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