Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just googled if crying burns calories
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.