Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend