HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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