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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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