Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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