So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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