Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Someone signed my nipple.
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