So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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