Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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