i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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