all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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