My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
