i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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