what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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