I cockslap morals
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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