So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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