what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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