that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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