he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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