Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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