I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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